VW Campervan Ownership - Are you suitable ?

So you are thinking of buying a VW camper van?
This only apply's to Type 2 (Classic or Brazilian)
Check that you are Suitable Before buying

1. Would you miss having a 5th Gear?
Yes
No
2. Do you struggle to park in a Supermarket car park?
Yes
No
3. Do you use Air-con?
Yes
No
4. Do you like washing up?
Yes
No
5. Is Power Steering something you look for in Buying a vehicle?
Yes
No
6. Do you have breakdown insurance?
Yes
No
7. Is high mpg something you look for when buying?
Yes
No
8. Is the best part of a trip the journey (yes) or Destination (no)?
Yes
No
9. Do you prefer staying in a Hotel instead of a Tent?
Yes
No
10. Can you do any of the following - Weld, change spark plugs, replace fan belt, change battery?
Yes
No
11. Would you expect reliability when spending over £20,000 on a vehicle?
Yes
No
12. Do you like the colour of rust?
Yes
No
13. Do you prefer an all-inclusive overseas holiday compared to a holiday in Europe?
Yes
No
14. Do you enjoy DIY?
Yes
No
15. Is 60 mph too slow for a motorway?
Yes
No
16. Does oil on a driveway add character to a property?
Yes
No
17. Do you like overtaking Lorries on the motorway?
Yes
No
18. Do you enjoy the swaying feeling when driving in gusty winds?
Yes
No
19. Does owning a classic car make you look cool?
Yes
No
20. Are you happy using lane 1 on a motorway?
Yes
No
21. Do you change down a gear on hills?
Yes
No
22. Do you know what any of the following are Waxyol, Jenolite, Dinitrol, Torsion beam?
Yes
No
23. Are you concerned about your carbon Emissions?
Yes
No
24. Have any of your cars in the last 5 years failed an MOT?
Yes
No
25. Do you live in the Home Counties?
Yes
No
26. Have you driven a Rear Wheel drive vehicle?
Yes
No
27. Do Airbags, ABS, crumple zones make you feel safe when driving?
Yes
No
28. Do you like roller coaster rides?
Yes
No
29. Are Servicing, Warranty and after sales important from your dealer?
Yes
No
30. Do you like the colour of primer body work paint?
Yes
No
31. Are any of the following interior lights, engine temperature, Tachometer (rpm), digital gauges important in a vehicle?
Yes
No
32. Do you prefer driving a manual gearbox?
Yes
No
33. Do you use the fast lane?
Yes
No
34. Can you cook a meal on two gas ring hobs?
Yes
No
35. Do you like the modern classic cars (Mini, beetle, Fiat 500 etc)
Yes
No
36. Do you worry about your current car passing its next MOT?
Yes
No

Score =

Check Your Score.

0 to 10 % Very Unsuitable - Buy a Modern Car

10 to 20% Unsuitable - Buy a Modern Car or a Classic Car

20 to 40% Slightly Suitable - Maybe Consider a VW Type 4 or 5

40 to 60% Mildly Suitable - Proceed with Caution Maybe a Camper van as weekender

60 to 80% Suitable - You should consider buying one

80 to 100% Very Suitable - Buy one or you already own one

Please NOTE - This is a non-scientfic quiz for fun only. Please take no offence.